20 Quotes About Cheese

Love cheese or hate it, there's no denying that it has played a large role in our culture for hundreds of years. Here are 20 quotes about cheese - some of them cheesy, some of them wise.

"Age is not important unless you're a cheese." - Helen Hayes

"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" - Bertolt Brecht

"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?" - George Carlin

"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

"Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?" - Mark E. Smith

"A meal without some cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye." - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

""I don't want the cheese, I just want to get out of the trap." - Spanish proverb

"Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!" - Mitch Hedberg

"A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be over sophisticated. Yet it remains, cheese, milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Paul Fadiman

"Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!" - Mitch Hedberg

"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department." - Harry Shearer

"How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?" - Charles De Gaulle

"If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat." - Amanda Peet

"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese." - Jay London

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Jon Hammond

"Nothing says holidays like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres

"Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate." - Gina Barreca

"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese." - Dennis Miller

"Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I'm a happy man." - George R.R. Martin

"The watched cheese never grills" - Hayley Hoover